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September 7, 2010

The eighth color of the rainbow

Filed under: Thoughts — shobhendrasrivastava @ 7:42 PM

Have you ever wondered what is colour?

As per physics colour is that band of light spectrum(the range of wavelengths) which the human eye can detect.

This band of spectrum is passed to the human brain which in turn ,        helps us to perceive color.

The human eye has three types of cones or colour receptors – Red, Green and Blue(Red , Blue and green are the three primary colours for us). These three types of cones can absorb wavelengths from 420 – 700 nanometres and help us detect about 100 different gradations of colours. The human brain combines these 100 gradations to enable the average human to distinguish about 1 million different colors

But what if our eye can be engineered to detect a wider range of spectrum? Imagine if our eye can have another type of cone to detect more primary colors? This special quality already exists in many animals and some humans, Read – Tetrachromat

Imagine how our new world would be like if we became a tetrachormat or pentachormat or something even beyond?

The rainbow would no longer be of seven colours. The world would be full of new colors and shades. How and with what words would you describe such a world? How would you describe and explain a colour you never saw before. Everything – living or object would look and feel different.

Imagine the impact on culture, art and literature. They would be redefined. All the famous painting of the world would now be fresh. Literature would be at a loss of words. The poetic expressions   – purple rain, green mile; red rose might turn out to be incorrect. The crow might no longer be black.  The grass might not be green now on any of the sides. Pink might no longer be the favourite colour of all the girls.

Imagine the impact technology and fashion. The best resolution monitors would suddenly feel pale. There would now be more shades to permute on the dresses – these new colors would rule the ramp and our minds.

Imagine the impact on our physic. We might initially find it difficult to even identify old and familiar things. We may develop new feelings. We would literally see our old world falling down in front of our eyes and new world takings its place. It would force us to revise the fundamental concept set in our brain. It will make us realize that our perception of things is just a model. There is no absolute truth –

“The sky is no longer blue; it just used to be;
The sky was never blue, we just used to see.”

Perhaps we need such a magical experience to crumble down the rigid walls which have trapped our free will. Perhaps we need such an experience to revitalize, the once considered most important trait of humans – ‘To question something and not believe in it blindly’.
Perhaps we need the eighth colour of the rainbow to appreciate the existing seven.

September 4, 2010

Murder of the English language

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 7:58 PM

· ASM Technologies Ltd, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave..”
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· Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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· From H.A.L, Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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· An incident of a illness:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
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· A covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
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· Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
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· Another actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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· Sample of letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

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· A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’…. As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post………..

email forward from Aakriti

September 3, 2010

Movie Reviews

Filed under: review — Ankur Aggarwal @ 1:56 PM

Movie Review: Welcome to Sajanpur

This is another movie with a interesting story line. Shot in a remote backward village of India, the story revolves around a letter-writer who passionately helps illiterates write to their loved ones. Naturally, the story splits into several sub-stories each revolving around his clients. Although you might feel that some parts of the story are exaggerated, which the author himself acknowledges, but the movie is still quite amusing and unpredictable.

Movie Review: Yeh Mera India

This is a very good Hindi remake of the movie LA Crash 2004 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(2004_film) . Set in Mumbai the story revolves around more than a dozen seemingly ordinary characters, each with a totally different personality, desires and yet in a creatively way intertwined each and every one to create an interesting story where the actions and thoughts of one effect the life of another. Amongst the movies with a social/patriotic message, I should say this movie would be the most interesting one. It makes you appreciate the true India without going overboard with strong emotions.

September 1, 2010

Movie Review: Jonny Gaddar

Filed under: review — Ankur Aggarwal @ 3:03 PM

This is one of the interesting Bollywood movies. The story revolves round 5 friends who (by beg borrow or steal) accumulate 2.5 Crore (25 million INR) for an illegal transaction. Unfortunately one of the friends got greedy and decided to intercept the money during transit. After this the movie takes several interesting turns, twists which will keep you hooked till the very last scene.

August 28, 2010

nerdy jokes

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 9:28 AM

A woman asked her husband, a programmer, “Dear, would you please go to the store and buy some bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” He agreed. A few minutes later he was back, with twelve loaves of bread. The wife was flabbergasted! “Why on Earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?” He logically replied, “They had eggs.”

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test last night and the results were positive. When she showed it to me, I asked, “Shall we keep it?” She replied, “What’s the point? You can only use them once!”

A Scottish grocer put a collection box on his counter with a small sign reading, “For the Blind.” Charitable customers put in their change. When the box was full, he used the money to buy a new window blind!

Q Frame a sentence with PINK, GREEN, and Yellow.
Lalu’s Answer: When the phone rings GREEN GREEN, Just PINK it up and say YELLOW.

4 stages of marriage
1. “Mad for each other”
2. “Made for each other”
3. “Mad at each other”
4. “Mad because of each other”
- courtesy SMS from Puja

College me ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai?
Answer: 4
1. Meri Wali
2. Tere Wali
3. Teri Bhabhi
4. Meri Bhabhi

August 27, 2010

Revolution in Insurance Industry

Filed under: Investing — Ankur Aggarwal @ 3:29 PM

Last year I had written an article on how a large of insurance industry (atleast the kickbacks) were supported by Money Laundering. enagar.com/2009/04/15/money-laundering-and-insurance-selling/ I had also hypothesed that the high commission of the tune of 30% of first year premium was unsustainable and would collapse soon. If you search in the archives of e-nagar, you would find atleast 5-6 articles describing how ULIP is everything but an insurance plan and the only person who benefits from them is the agent who sells the plan.

Today there are 2 term insurance plans that are available online. They require minimal/zero documentation. Since they eliminate the commission agent, you can get a 30 year term insurance cover of 10 million INR (1 cr.) for less than 10,000/- a year.

These are:

  1. i-protect by ICICI Prudential
  2. i-term by Religare-Aegon

To set the perspective right, a 5 million INR (50Lakh) term insurance cover for 30 years via an agent would cost me:

  1. 15,000/- p.a. from LIC Amulya Jeevan
  2. 11,000/- p.a. from ICICI- Pure Protect Elite
  3. 11,912/- from Aviva Life Shield Plus.

So a saving of almost 50%.

Note: The above rates are for a 28 years old average Indian male. Please consult your financial advisor before investing.

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