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February 7, 2010

The Blood Irony

Filed under: Humor — Skabeesh @ 6:41 PM

I was looking forward to score points with God by visiting a blood donation camp organized in the campus. Sometime before I was setting out, Ankur showed up at my room. He was slightly hesitant about coming along after hearing a friend’s horrific story subsequent to a donation. I still maintain that the story was made up. Anyhow, after some ‘palika bazaar’ style arguments from my side, Ankur decided to tag along.

The irony…? Well, the doctor found me unfit to donate blood while Ankur ended up doing so, and getting an appreciation certificate and some chocolates in the process. Needless to say, I gobbled up the goodies. The second humorous thing about the incident was Ankur’s horror stricken face and comments throughout the bleeding process…
“I feel funny (gasp)…am sick.”
“My hands are going cold (sob).”
“Why are you having the chocolates?”
“I don’t think my blood will clot.”

Decided to end the day with scotch to smooth things over…

February 3, 2010

City Island 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Ankur Aggarwal @ 1:44 PM

It’s a wonderful movie about a wacko family who is afraid of telling the truth so cook up a story to cover their tracts. The characters in the movie have a plain everyday life which adds to the believability of the movie and makes the audience relate to it.

The movie does not have any funny quotes, but with a situational comedy the director ensures that it never becomes too serious.

Rating 7/10

February 2, 2010

Radish

Filed under: Cartoons — Ankur Aggarwal @ 12:05 AM


Is it me or does this pair of Radish/Muli looks suggestive to you?

Three levels of consciousness

Filed under: Thoughts — Skabeesh @ 12:01 AM

This one dates back to a period when I started having my usual fits of “I don’t know what I want to do with my life”. Someone present at one such occasion described to me that we live in different levels of consciousness…all of us.
Level I is the vegetable stage. People in this stage are those who do whatever the society or the people influencing their lives dictate. They live a life akin to a vegetable grown by a farmer. The farmer spruces, chops, cleans and cultivates the vegetable as he wants, without any say from it. The farmer in this case is the society and the people in this level of consciousness are the vegetable. The very thought that life, or even a part of it, can be led in their own way, never occurs to them.
Level II is the stage of consciousness in which people realize that it is their life, to be led their way. This is the most troublesome stage since you realize that in the jigsaw of your life, there are a few pieces missing but you don’t know which ones. This is the stage when you get fits like I did…and still do. Most of the enlightened people in my surrounding are in this stage. They want to do something, but they are not sure what exactly that something is.
Level III is the highest consciousness and thus, most difficult stage to attain. In it, you are sure of what you want to do and are doing it. The missing pieces have fallen into place and you can look at the bigger picture of your life. I don’t know how to attain this blissful stage. If anyone does, please tell me.

February 1, 2010

Franchisee Model

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Ankur Aggarwal @ 3:40 PM

Over the years a lot of service companies i.e. food chains, education/coaching centers, courier/logistics providers, internet cafes, movie theatres, petrol pumps etc. have solicited applications for Franchise.

Recently Jubilant Foodworks went for IPO and hence I thought of discussing the franchise model. Hence the questions why should one go for franchisee and why does a franchisor encourage it.

1. Franchisor’s core competence is in developing a recognizable brand that can pull crowds. It also has the technology, process and know-how of how to do its business. However what it lacks are
a. the ability to manage multi-geographical point of sales effectively
b. Having capital to expand quickly before the competition sets in. The company could raise money via VC, but that would expose it to the risk of non-performance and also might result in losing control over the business.

2. The franchisee brings in the capital for the expansion as well as manages the outlet. What the franchiser lacks is the credible brand, training/knowhow to succeed. In addition the franchisor reduces the risk of failure of enterprise by making him a part of his family and giving support. The marketing and set-up assistance also makes it easier for the entrepreneur to embark into his lonely journey.

Hence it looks like a marriage made in heaven for both the parties. However there are a couple of disadvantages too:

1. Even though the franchisee managed outlet is not owned by the company, any actions/non-performance by the franchisee is directly attributed to the brand. Hence if the company, in its zeal to expand quickly compromises on the quality the entire chain suffers.

2. Although the risk of franchisee failing is less than a stand-alone mom & pop store, there is no guarantee of success. Also often the Franchisee complains that by charging a hefty set-up cost and royalties the company milks them dry.

3. The company is more concerned about the brand as a whole rather than the particular outlet. Hence sometimes it indulges in policies, promotions, schemes and rules that are counterproductive or useless for the franchisee and yet he/she does not have an option for backing out. Also without prior written approval the franchisee cannot launch a scheme/offering. These restrictions are a price that one has to pay.

4. Sourcing: All merchandise, props and sourcing has either to be done directly from the company or from company approved vendors at inflated prices. The company does this to maintain quality, but often it results in loss of negotiating power with the suppliers, unfavorable trade terms and in some cases overpriced piece of junk that the franchisee cannot sell.

5. It is more expensive to open or maintain a franchisee than a standalone store. Sometimes to the extent that the company will make a profit (or won’t lose anything) if the new set-up fails while you can lose your shirt.

6. There is not much you can do if the company revokes your license or opens up another store across the street.

7. As a franchisee one has little or no legal recourse. Almost all agreements are unilateral and subject to the courts of the place where the franchisor was incorporated rather than the local state laws. Hence an incompetent/greedy franchisor can destroy your business and yet there is little one can do.

January 31, 2010

man vs slut

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Ankur Aggarwal @ 3:04 PM

“If a guy sleeps with a bunch of different girls he’s a legend, but if a girl sleeps with a bunch of different guys, she’s a slut.”

Thats because

“If a key opens lots of locks it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a crappy lock.”

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