A businessman told his customer, “Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers just like you.”
“Gosh, it’s nice to hear that, Mr. Paul. But I am surprised,” admitted Smith. “Usually I’m the one who argues with you on every bill and then ends up paying late.”
“No, I would still like to have twenty customers like you. My problem is: I have two hundred!”
a 10 year old kid goes to a doctor with a 600 page book…
and asks “how long will it take to finish this” and the doctor looks at it and says “6 months”
he goes to a lawyer and asks the same question…”3 months” says the lawyer
he takes the book to an engineer and again, the same question
to this the engineer goes “exams kab hain?”
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