The boss was interviewing a prospective new employee. “We’re very keen on cleanliness here. Did you wipe your feet on the mat when you entered the office?”
The interviewee replied, “Yes, sir, I did.”
“We’re also keen on honesty. There is no mat!”
June 15, 2005
interview
bird seed (blond jokes)
A blonde asked the pet store sales clerk for help. “I want some bird seed,” she said.
The clerk asked, “For which kind of bird?”
She replied, “Whichever will grow the fastest!”
Classes for men
New evening classes for men! All are welcome. Open to men only!
Classes starting this month.
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays?
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!
Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men (STM)
pvt. detective
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check up on his wife. A few days later, the detective returned, complete with a video. There on the screen, he saw his wife with another man! The two of them laughed in the park, enjoyed a meal at an outdoor café, danced in a nightclub, totally engrossed in each other.
“I can’t believe it!” the distraught husband said.
The detective replied, “What’s not to believe? It’s all right there on the screen!”
The husband said, “Who knew my wife was so much fun?!”
Ankur Aggarwal
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Sandip Chaudhuri
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