e-Nagar

July 21, 2005

random snippets

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 2:49 PM

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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The difference between male and female friendship: A woman stayed out all night and the next day told her husband that she slept over at a friend’s house. He called his wife’s ten best friends and not one of them knew a thing about it. On the other hand, a man stayed out all night and the next day told his wife that he slept over at a friend’s house. She called her husband’s ten best friends and eight of them verified that he really did sleep over at their house while the other two claimed he was still there!

funny snippets

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 10:07 AM

A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” His father replied, “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.”

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Anuj’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, “Anuj seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.”
The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.”

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