e-Nagar

September 15, 2005

leave application

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 5:55 pm

These are the Leave letters written by the Employees of some companies to their boss seeking few days leave….the way they wrote is really amusing !!!

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was
performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter’s wedding:

“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

6. An incident of a leave letter

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today”

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

9. Covering note:

“I am enclosed herewith…”

10. Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave”.

12. Letter writing: -

“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

13. A candidate’s job application:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and
an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past
several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.

having a baby

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 1:08 pm

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He
sure is.

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes.

It’s a real good baby.”With an even more surprised and shocked look,

he asked… “Then why did you eat him?”

0-180 in 5 seconds

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 1:07 pm

A couple had debated a new car purchase for weeks. He wanted a new truck to haul stuff; she wanted a sporty car to zip through traffic. He would have settled on a beat up old truck; she wanted anything that was out of their price range. “I’ve got a birthday coming up. Surprise me with something that goes from 0 to 180 in less than five seconds!” So he bought her a bathroom scale. Services are pending.

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