The nine most terrifying words in the English language are:
‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’
Four most: “Whose BRA is this!”
December 28, 2005
terrifying words
December 27, 2005
electrocution
Three co-eds got really drunk celebrating their college graduation. They woke up in a foreign jail and were shocked to learn they were to be executed that very morning! The redhead was strapped into an electric chair and asked if she had any last words. “I’m a Brigham Young graduate and I believe that God Almighty will intervene on behalf of the innocent.” They threw the switch and — nothing happened! The police prostrated themselves, begged her forgiveness, and released her immediately. The brunette was strapped in and pronounced, “I’m a Harvard Law School graduate and I believe the power of justice will intervene on behalf of the innocent.” They threw the switch and — nothing happened! The police prostrated themselves, begged her forgiveness, and released her immediately. The blonde was strapped in and said, “I’m a Texas A&M graduate with a degree in Electrical Engineering and I believe y’all ain’t gonna ‘lectrocute nobody if you don’t plug this sucker in!”
some riddles
Here are 4 riddles which can keep your lateral thinking faculties busy for a long time…
December 26, 2005
heavenly punishment
Heavenly Punishment
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ”Why?” he asks. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ”Thank God I didn’t do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ”Why?” ”Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.”
Wearing an Earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear-ring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into ear-rings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an ear-ring,” he replies sheepishly.
“So, really? How long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in our bed.”
rambling of a father
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
