Two deaf men


Two deaf men on a coffee break were talking about how late they stayed out the previous night. One signed, “When I got home, my wife was asleep so I just slipped into bed without getting in trouble.” The other signed back, “Lucky you. My wife was wide awake, sitting up in bed, waiting for me. She gave me hell for hanging out so late with you.” The first signed back, “So? What did you do?” The second answered, “I turned out the light!”