Some obscure humour. These are actual funny newspaper headlines.
* Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
* House passes gas tax onto senate
* Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
* Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder
* NJ judge to rule on nude beach
* Farmer bill dies in house
* Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over
* Organ festival ends in smashing climax
* Child’s stool great for use in garden
* Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
* Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
