Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes!His friend says to him “You’re crazy! There’s no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you’ll never be able to out run it!” and the guy says, “I only have to out run you!”
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A gracious old lady packed up her family Bible to send to her brother who lived far away. At the post office, the clerk asked her, “Is there anything breakable in here?” She replied, “Only the Ten Commandments.”
