e-Nagar

January 27, 2006

birth

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 2:21 PM

Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later, your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self-extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: ‘You’ve Got Male’

Men Bashing

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 1:13 PM

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What men know about women.”

What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

What is a man’s idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to “Instruction Manual.”

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