e-Nagar

September 21, 2006

counterfeit notes

Filed under: Thoughts — Ankur Aggarwal @ 4:57 pm

Each day I hear stories of bundles of forged currency notes being confiscated. My question why take the pain. If you really want to make money, then don’t print currency notes, instead print Gift Coupons, print Sodexho.

    Logic

: Unlike most currency notes, these coupons have little or no hidden security measures. Printing them is rather simple, and merchants are virtually unaware of how to differentiate real from fake. Some high end gift coupons do have a hologram, but who looks at it. An cashier is too busy to even give it a second look.

Most interesting aspect is that the issuing company (esp. Sodexho) cannot deny reimbursement a merchant who hands them a fake coupon. If a merchant feels he is duped, he will stop accepting these coupons. This might start a spiraling effect of the whole city not accepting Sodexho. To prevent bad name, Sodexho will continue to accept the forged coupons and bear the losses.

You donot believe me, look at Telgi case. Government know that a large percentage of the land documents are on forged Stamp Paper, yet the Supreme Court has ordered the government to honor such agreements.

September 20, 2006

work

Filed under: Humor, Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 6:46 am

Miss Wormwood:”What state do you live in?”
Calvin :”Denial.”

i work for money. if you want loyalty get a dog
That is the difference between me and the rest of the world… Happiness is not enough for me..I demand EUPHORIA.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

September 17, 2006

Minister caught without Ticket

Filed under: News — Ankur Aggarwal @ 4:05 am

UP Minister for Minorities Welfare and Haj, Mr Haji Yaqub Qureshi was caught traveling without ticket in AC1 compartment.

He could not produce his ticket, but the interesting thing was his words of defense.

1)This is part of a political conspiracy.
2)I am being harassed.
3)Finally: How dare you ask for my tickets, I will complain to the Center.

Why is it that doing one’s duty is that difficult? If the ministers themselves do not follow the rules, then why do they expect us to do the same.

September 16, 2006

Wars!!!

Filed under: Thoughts — Ankur Aggarwal @ 5:44 am

The beauty of modern wars is that it is not fought for traditional monetary or imperialistic gains, but to consolidate leadership. Look at Iraq war, Kargil war, or Israel war. Both sides proclaimed victory and leaders gain popularity.

Dictators and incompetent leaders use wars to stop people from questioning their competency, asking for basic necessities like food, water and roads.

Hence we have come to an era where wars are used to arouse nationalistic feelings, unite ones own people and curb domestic opposition.

September 14, 2006

Afraid of flying

Filed under: Links, News — Ankur Aggarwal @ 3:48 pm

Then definatately do not read this article

The probability of people surviving an aerial mishap is miniscule. And please do not even think about lightning bolts, meteorite showers.

September 12, 2006

Are you breaking up with me?

Filed under: Thoughts — Ankur Aggarwal @ 11:05 am

I have had countless guy friends, and but on no occasion I had to tell them “I do not want to see you anymore!” Like a guy’s positronic mind all his relations are on a continuous radio-active decay path. Without any reinforcements/upgrades they deteriorate naturally. If I do not like someone, I will ignore him on a couple of occasions and the message gets across automatically. It’s a well defined spec, a protocol which prevents us to use of harsh words. Breaking up is like firing someone for the job of being a part of your life. And nobody wants to be a hatchet-man.

How wonderful it would be if someone could implement “Out of sight, Out of mind!” protocol in females.

Sometimes you end up in a relationship because “you are afraid of admitting the problem, and are too scared to walk away.”

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