Ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham
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It said, “Insert disk #3” but only two will fit!
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford
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In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.”
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
