e-Nagar

November 15, 2006

Credit Cards

Filed under: Miscellaneous — pegasus @ 6:08 PM

A friend of mine asked me if Credit Card is any good. He had heard so much about people falling into plastic debt and paying a steep 2% p.m. Interest that he was scared.

My advice:
1) Define why do you want it?
2) Keep a record of all your expenses and never purchase anything just because you have an unlimited credit limit.
3) Most credit cards have a reward system. But you should never spend just to get benefit out of it.
4) Don’t start an automated payment system, where in your telephone/mobile etc. bills are automatically deducted from your credit card. These payments are hard to stop, and often you end up paying even if the bill was wrongly generated.

Let me tell about myself:
1)I bought credit card because of convenience. I do not own a vehicle and it is a pain to travel every now to an ATM every now and then.
2)I do a lot of purchases online (e-bay, airline tickets, movies, magazine subscription fees) for which credit card is kind of must.
3)While traveling, esp to a distant land, a card is a sense of security. It allows you to handle the unexpected.
4)Rolling cash: Most people need a contingency fund to take care of short term cash crunch. A credit repayment cycle of 50 days give you an additional 6 weeks of rolling cash without any extra burden.
5)Forex transactions: In the global economy you often have to pay in USD. If I go for a bank cheque, I need to go to the bank with my passport. With a credit card, I just need to give my cvv number.
6)The advertisement department makes a lot of noise about all the member benefits and uses… but trust me in 2 years I have always found that for all practical purposes credit card is almost similar to a debit card.
7)Insurance: Actually it is a crap. If anything happens to you your family is not liable for any unsecured loans you have taken. So the insurance is only to minimize bank’s risks.. not urs. Plus the insurance they offer is not even worth the Paper it is written on.

Always take care of reading the fine print. Credit card wait and pray for you to falter and they make tons of money.

Remember owning a card is not the same as using it. There are lots of free cards in the market and you could simply own one and put in your stash… just for those bad days. I just carry a debit card in my wallet.

Urinals

Filed under: Thoughts — pegasus @ 11:25 AM

(This post is the crappiest post I have ever written)

Peeing etiquettes: When I am micturating in a public urinal, I want some privacy. I do not want anybody to be peeing in the booth next to me. If you try occupying the spot just next me, I will give you a stare of your life and your bladders will automatically empty at double the speed.

Why men do that? I could think of only 2 possible reasons:
1) When I am passing my naturals, I want to be as close to nature as possible. To me nature is any place where there are no humans or concrete in the vicinity.
2) I do not want a prospectively Gay guy staring down my tool and imagining things.

I also do not want to pee in the booth at the edges
1) The walls make me feel cramped
2) There is poor air circulation at the corner of a room and I hate the aroma of the Toilet.

Lucky for me, there are enough guys in architecture to represent my case. 4 out of every 5 places I have soiled have an even number of urinals. I am more likely to go to places with 4, 6, 8 or 10 urinals in a row than to find 3, 5 or 7.

How does it help?
1) Consider a place with 5 urinals
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
Looks pretty big, but it actually has room for 1 persons.
I am the first and proudly occupy the center booth
| 1 | 2 | X | 4 | 5 |
Now I will shoo away anybody who even remotely think of approaching booths ‘2’ and ‘4’. Hence forcing them to either wait or sheepishly occupy the fringes of my territory (booth ‘1’ or ‘5’)

If booth ‘3’ is “OUT OF ORDER”, then I will curse the Janitor and grab booth ‘2’. Hence making a room at booth ‘4’.
| 1 | X | – | X | 5 |
So either the Management has 2 pissed of users pissing in their toilets or be content with only 1 of the 5 booths getting used by a happy customer. (Efficiency of 20%)

2) Now consider having 6 booths.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
Now I get a choice to occupy either ‘3’ or ‘4’. People love the choice and also it ensures that I am extra happy. (3)
The next person who comes along also gets a sweet spot. (5) away from the wall and away from me.
| 1 | 2 | X | 4 | X | 6 |
The third person can see the rush, and be content in getting an isolated spot before he had to wait till his bladder gives way. (3 happy customers)
| X | 2 | X | 4 | X | 6 |

In case of the OUT OF ORDER of my favorite watering hole (3), I have an equally attractive backup. (4) So I might not even notice it.
| 1 | X | – | X | 5 | X |

No matter what you have 3 satisfied customers. Even number of booths increased the efficiency from 20% to 50%.

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