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December 31, 2006
December 30, 2006
Mutual Fund Identification Number (MIN)
This is the most stupid move of the government of India. It infact is not the MIN number, but shows the Minimum intelligence of the government. Why does not the government deviate from its philosophy of SARAL, or simple?
Somebody tell me how having another number MIN checks the flow of black money into the data. For all financial transactions government should use PAN. (A single unified number which helps government keep track of taxes, income, and high value purchase/sale) Why cannot PAN be used to keep track the mutual fund investment of an individual?
Indian TAX laws, and controls are already the most complicated on this planet. Lets not make it any more complicated.
December 29, 2006
Burka ban by Indian jewellers
For past 50 years Indian cinema was giving lots of idea to thieves about how a person (even a male) can mask his identity using a veil. But it looks like only today Indian public realized its threat.
All India Ulama Council, has proposed a boycott of all such establishments.
December 28, 2006
WORK Virus
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. You can receive this virus from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means.
This virus is called Worm-Overload- Recreational-Killer (WORK).
It will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
December 26, 2006
What amounts to Adultery
According to Indian Law:
A person commits adultery, if he:
• Has sexual intercourse with a women who is and whom he knows or has reason to believe to be the wife of another man.
• Without the consent or connivance of the husband, and
• It does not amount to rape.
The inconsistencies of the man are punishable, but not the inconsistencies of the wife. The wife is not punishable as an abettor. It is not committed by a married man who has sexual intercourse with an unmarried woman, or with a widow, or even with a married woman whose husband consents to it.
PUNISHMENT
Whoever commits adultery shall be punished with an imprisonment which may extend to five years, or with fine, or with both. The wife as an abettor shall not be punishable.
Similarly sexual harassment, dowry, domestic violence etc. everything is written in a way that the male party is guilty while the female has the upper hand. In these cases, the female can accuse, charge and get imprisonment of any person she feel whenever she feels like. It is the onus of the male member to prove he is guilty.
So much about equality of sexes.
Gandhigiri
Recently KGB agents denied me of freedom of expression. Today, the management decided to act on our feedback regarding poor quality of breakfast at the company cafeteria by discontinuing the service.
So from now on, I have decided to be grateful to whatever my management gives me. Before each meal at the company cafeteria, I am going to loudly say:
Blessed are you, almighty Father,
who give us our daily bread.
Blessed is your only begotten Son,
who continually feeds us on the word of life.
Blessed is the Holy Spirit,
who brings us together at this table of love.
Blessed be God now and for ever. Amen
