e-Nagar

December 21, 2006

KGB Police at my office.

Filed under: Humor, Thoughts — pegasus @ 6:01 AM

Recently there was a RAT problem in the office caught my office colleague’s fancy. There was a very long amusing mail chain with lots of creative ideas and humorous anecdotes. Even though there was no mention of the word Facilities/ Management (let alone some derogatory remarks), our in-house KGB police was alarmed.

They felt that the only way to maintain tranquility would be by barring individual employees to post such information. They feel that censuring such information is the best way to control the situation. (Such internal emails is a threat to the entire company)

I could have dismissed as a stray incident. But our Censor Police started building up a case against us. They traced out an Orkut group of the employees (which sees hardly one post a month). Going through its archives they found the words:
“Food at the Company Cafeteria is not good. The previous caterer was better”

These words were enough to start disciplinary actions against the perpetrators of this blasphemy. The whole group was deleted and all the members were called in a dark room (dungeon) for interrogation.

Although shaken, I thank god that none of my comrades disappeared due to this incident. However, I won’t be surprised if some of them would be looking forward to leap over the iron curtain.

Goldman Sachs is setting aside an unprecedented $16.5 billion to reward its talent, equal to $620,000 per employee across the firm. While my company rewards us with stale Breakfast and tasteless Tea.

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4 Comments »

  1. They really did that? I mean tracing the orkut community and asking you guys to delete it? They seem to be worse than the shiv sena man! But unfortunately this intolerance to free speech is on the rise. Our very own govt is trying to control the media, people want certain communities on orkut banned, schools and colleges bring in many restrictions. Everyboy wants to control what the other person is doin, and to do so they bring in some lame reasons which wouldn’t stand the test of reason. Its a sad state indeed.

    Comment by Roshan — December 21, 2006 @ 7:24 AM

  2. yups… that is the life of a coolie in the IT industry.

    Comment by pegasus — December 21, 2006 @ 8:22 AM

  3. Emm.. didn’t know about this! and who was that?

    Comment by Sathiyan S — December 21, 2006 @ 11:01 AM

  4. [...] Recently KGB agents denied me of freedom of expression. Today, the management decided to act on our feedback regarding poor quality of breakfast at the company cafeteria by discontinuing the service. [...]

    Pingback by Gandhigiri « E-Nagar — December 26, 2006 @ 11:05 AM


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