e-Nagar

January 29, 2007

Nuclear deal

Filed under: News — pegasus @ 10:15 AM

continued from prev post

From day one I was a strong proponent of the deal and always believed that this deal will open more gates than we can imagine. Recently Russia sold 4 nuclear power stations to India. So even though USA did not gain a single penny directly or indirectly from this purchase (and the Uranium purchase from Russia a few months ago) the US deal was an enabler. This purchase would never had been possible if we did not have the US nuclear pact with us.

I will again emphasize that India has 50 nuclear bombs already and this number is more than sufficient for any nuclear deterrence we hope to achieve. What India needs is Electricity and Infrastructure to fuel the GDP growth rate. For this India should summon any help it requires and any source of capital/technology will not be expensive.

I Thank Manmohan Singh once again for battling against all odds and making it possible.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 7:50 AM

Loving husband Jeff was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told
him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”

The next morning, Jeff got up really early before work. When his
wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window,
and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the
middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and
took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Jeff is not yet able to have visitors.
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now some unanswered questions

1. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

2. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

3. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

4. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

6. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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One man solved his problem of too many visiting relatives by borrowing money from the rich ones and loaning it to the poor ones. Now none of them visit!

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