A couple of young men were fishing at their special pond off a beaten track, when out of the bushes, jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, but hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath.
The Game Warden finally caught up to him. “Let’s see yer fishin’ license, boy!” the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
“Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”
“Yes, sir,” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there. Well, he don’t have one.
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So the lawyer is painting his house, when a hobo comes around and asks if he can do something to earn a few dollars.
The lawyer says, “Sure, take a can of this paint, and go around to the back of the house, and paint my porch.”
And the hobo does and fifteen minutes later he comes back and says that he’s finished.
The lawyer says, “Already?”
And the hobo says, “Yeah, but it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Mercedes!”
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A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto accident. He rushed over, started handing out business cards, and said,
“I saw the whole thing. I’ll take either side.”
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A nurse showed the crop of new young nurses around the military hospital.
“For you, ladies, this is the most hazardous area in the hospital. These men are nearly well!”
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