e-Nagar

April 5, 2007

Ration Card

Filed under: Thoughts — pegasus @ 8:03 PM

I applied for a LPG gas connection, but was denied because I did not have a ration card.

I am strongly against use of Ration Card of PDS (public distribution system) for address Proof. Why?

Firstly whats the purpose of Ration Card?
1) Distribute a limited quantity of Food and other essential Items at sub-market rates… so that the incidence of malnutrition is less.
2) To save the environment by supplying alternative fuel (Kerosene oil) and hence discouraging people from chopping trees for firewood or using unhealthy and smoky cow dung cakes.

For these noble missions to be achieved
1) the scheme should cover all the needy.
2) It should prevent people profiteering by owning fictitious cards.

So essentially this document is a nothing more than a proof of existence and citizenship. By making it an address proof you hit the following problems:
1) Needy homeless people, migratory labor, and people who cannot afford an authorized housing and live in slums are immediately debarred from its benefits. Hence defeating its very purpose.
2) You artificially increase the value of this document creating all sorts of trouble. Esp. Considering Ration Card has little or no security provisions against tampering and forgery.
3) You force rich and upper middle class (who do not avail the benefits of ration card) the hassle of maintaining it.
4) This increases the paperwork of the government by issuing cards to people who will never use it.
5) It increases the chances of pilferage, impersonation, and profiteering because the ration allocation to the rich would be diverted to the black market.
6) Most Importantly: Since it is a proof of address, it has been repeatedly used against the government in regularization of Slums and Janta Colony. So its puts government under the dilemma… deny PDS to the real poor BPL (below Poverty line) persons or lose control over a prime piece of Land… More often then not, the latter wins.

Address Proof

Filed under: Thoughts — pegasus @ 6:01 PM

Today Airtel (my Land line/Broadband Service Provider) Asked me to furnish address proof.
For god sake, its not a mobile/cellular phone…. the user has to be within the vicinity of 2m of the location of the company installation….
I know their intentions are noble…. but can someone explain me the logic?
Who furnishes the address proof for a PCO installation in the middle of a Highway?

BTW I read this amazing news of number mobility… While indians plan, form committees, submit reports, then review them etc etc.
while the rest of the world simply goes and implements it.

innocent Jokes

Filed under: Humor — pegasus @ 1:37 PM

1) OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
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2) KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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3) NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
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4) POLICE

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,

My K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me
“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said,” What’d he do?”

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5) SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
“I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother .. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”

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6) BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages
“Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?”

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear. “

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