1) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
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2) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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3) NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
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4) POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,
My K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me
“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said,” What’d he do?”
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5) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
“I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother .. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
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6) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages
“Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?”
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear. “
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The 3rd and 6th are the funniest
Comment by sriharsha — April 5, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
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Pingback by School Talk « Yoga Karma — April 5, 2007 @ 8:34 pm
I agree with Sriharsha… 3rd and 6th are the funniest… others I’m not sure …
Comment by crankywriter — April 5, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
Very funny and innocent. I loved them all. Hope to see more in future.
Comment by pr3rna — April 7, 2007 @ 1:40 am