A gorgeous young schoolteacher ran a red light and got caught by a ticket camera. She went to the traffic court judge’s chambers to request special attention since she was supposed to be teaching her class.
The judge looked over her beautiful body and said, “You know, I’ve always had a fantasy about schoolteachers.”
Her ticket, her fine, her increased insurance rates flashed through her mind. As she sat on the edge of his desk, she said, “Why, judge. Is there anything I can do about it?”
The judge grinned. “You sure can. Sit down at that table over there and write ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times!”
April 25, 2007
school teacher
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//sorry I forgot u are in rehab .. =))//
ya its been hard… i am all shaky today.
//hey I will tell u abt the only weed I have dealt with//
why did i expect that this line would be followed with a story of corporal punishment with a reed?
some teachers have a problem with smiling kids.
but good it was a happy story
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 12:35 am
//some teachers have a problem with smiling kids. //
they are scared that they’d lose control of the kids
//but good it was a happy story //
Alls well that ends well
Comment by sree — April 29, 2007 @ 12:49 am
//they are scared that they’d lose control of the kids
//
so that makes them quite like our parents.
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 1:03 am
then why is that , teachers are easier to handle ?
Comment by sree — April 29, 2007 @ 8:16 am
maybe because they believed in u… atleast mine did
but i really do not know
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 9:39 am
I can’t dispute a statement like that , can I
Comment by sree — April 29, 2007 @ 11:20 am
there was never a debate… and so there is no dispute… hence no need to appoint an arbitrator.
2 sweet words and the monkey is out of business.
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 11:30 am
exactly my sentiments, Pegasus
2 sweet words between the cats and the monkey wld be out of business….
and the guardians of ‘ethics and moral standards in business’ need not curse the poor monkey
Comment by sree — April 29, 2007 @ 11:55 am
ya very often instead of attacking the problem, we waste the time in regulating the monkey’s trade….
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
Trades and businesses have a way of regulating themselves when faced with good competition
Comment by srisviews — April 29, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
@sree… u speak like a seasoned economist.
Comment by pegasus — April 29, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
yeah..Adam Smith is my guru
Comment by srisviews — April 29, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
Ouch! Me’s a teacher
( not one soul has nice things 2 say about us 
(
Comment by sangeeta — May 13, 2007 @ 9:56 am
@sangeeta…
on this mother’s day all I can say is…
a mother takes care of 1-2 kids, but a school teacher takes care of hundreds of them….
Comment by pegasus — May 13, 2007 @ 10:04 am
Sangeetha….
I love all my teachers
I had to give a speech in the US comparing India and US ,
and the one thing I said is “You have mother’s day , father’s day etc..why is
that u dont have a teacher’s day ? But for them ,I wld’nt be here giving this speech” .
But I think the bond we had with teachers when I was in School is not
seen now as teachers change frequently.
Comment by Sree — May 13, 2007 @ 11:24 am
hmm…that’s cos they dont really get paid..treated well enuff 2 want 2 stay..which is really a sad state of affairs. Thanks Sree, Pegasus..
Comment by sangeeta — May 14, 2007 @ 4:59 pm
//treated well enuff 2 want 2 stay//
I agree anybody can go nuts when locked in a room filled with crying toddlers.
But the pay is satisfaction and respect… plus tell me one other full time profession where u get month long summer breaks, so many vacations plus u do not work after lunch?
Comment by pegasus — May 14, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Sangeetha..
I dont know if its the pay…
I think those days ppl who came to teach had a passion
for that job and chose it.
These days its a stop gap arrangement to get another job.
Comment by Sree — May 14, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
//These days its a stop gap arrangement to get another job.//
i won’t say that….
I personally know a guy Mr Bansal of Kota Rajasthan, who is in a wheelchair, has no exceptional degree, very humble background… yet he earns 10s of crore of Rupees each year through high school tuitions.
and there would be thousands of others who make a more than decent living through it.
Then in my college a lot of the faculty members earned more than 1cr each year through consultations.
so if u r passionate, and good at whatever u do.. sky is the limit
Comment by pegasus — May 14, 2007 @ 6:32 pm