A gorgeous young schoolteacher ran a red light and got caught by a ticket camera. She went to the traffic court judge’s chambers to request special attention since she was supposed to be teaching her class.
The judge looked over her beautiful body and said, “You know, I’ve always had a fantasy about schoolteachers.”
Her ticket, her fine, her increased insurance rates flashed through her mind. As she sat on the edge of his desk, she said, “Why, judge. Is there anything I can do about it?”
The judge grinned. “You sure can. Sit down at that table over there and write ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times!”
April 25, 2007
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@kamal….
you gave her the wrong link
http://snappped.blogspot.com/2006/04/monkeys-at-matheran_114556365997988213.html
Comment by pegasus — April 27, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Pegasus…..I wanted Kamal’s sketch of a traditionally dressed South Indian woman…
not of ‘Euippe’ ‘s…..
=)) =)) =))
but..man….what a pair
)))
Comment by sree — April 27, 2007 @ 5:48 pm
what is a “Euppie”?
and which pair r u talking about?
Comment by pegasus — April 27, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
correction…who is Euppie ?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus
boy!..u r in trouble =))
Comment by srisviews — April 27, 2007 @ 10:40 pm
//boy!..u r in trouble =))//
ur threats have started looking like rants
Comment by pegasus — April 27, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
spoil sport…
Comment by srisviews — April 27, 2007 @ 11:34 pm
now what did i do??
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 8:34 am
so u dont know….
Comment by srisviews — April 28, 2007 @ 9:27 am
u know u sound just like that girl… often, one day all a sudden she would be all angry with me and when I asked her “now what did I do?”,
she would say “so you don’t know…” and more red hot anger….
and in my quest to ask her wheather this was the reason what pissed her off…. I would give her 3 new reasons.
so lady me no guessing this time.
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 9:33 am
well..never liked stereotypes…
I was referring to u attacking the comment if u dont like the content
Comment by srisviews — April 28, 2007 @ 9:38 am
i had warned you… this E-Nagar messengering services are not very secure…. anybody can eavesdrop.
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 9:42 am
looks like u r the one with a problem
Comment by srisviews — April 28, 2007 @ 9:47 am
seriously
who is Euppie… is it a tam for a monkey…
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 9:55 am
dont know if its monkey in any language.
but..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus says..
“In his later life, Pegasus took a mate, Euippe (or Ocyrrhoe), and had two children Celeris and Melanippe. This family is the origin of the winged horses.”
Comment by srisviews — April 28, 2007 @ 10:01 am
when did that happen???
i must be stone drunk then…. so now i have 2 more kids that i know nothing about…..
i wonder if after paying for their education et. al. any grass would be left for me to graze
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 10:06 am
cheer up , Pegasus it says ‘later life’ so u wont need a great meadow …..
)
Comment by srisviews — April 28, 2007 @ 10:16 am
ya.. and that is even more depressing…
with no grass to eat/smoke…. it will be like being imprisoned in a rehab.
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 10:27 am
//it will be like being imprisoned in a rehab.//
something for the poor patient
Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning
like it ?
Comment by sree — April 28, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
it definitely made my day
have u ever tried weed?
Comment by pegasus — April 28, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
//i think u r a collector of all things useless //
for a minute i took it personally
sorry I forgot u are in rehab .. =))
//it definitely made my day //
I am happy
//have u ever tried weed?//
hey I will tell u abt the only weed I have dealt with
)
know what Pegasus…we had a very strange punishment for kids who come late to school….
(and since my friend and I go togehter , we have each other for company…)
we were asked to weed the school grounds…ours was a few acres…and we’d choose a nice green spot…
and we used to weed weed and weed all while chatting singing and sharing jokes …..looking at our joy , the teachers wld then give us the real punishment of sending us to class
and my weed story came to an end
Comment by sree — April 29, 2007 @ 12:24 am