e-Nagar

April 30, 2007

Asskissing In Life Gets You Far

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 12:18 am

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ………

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.

11 Comments »

  1. LOL .. :-) ) . Good answer for all “Havabazi”

    Comment by bachodi — April 30, 2007 @ 7:27 am

  2. I think I’ll settle for ATTITUDE

    Comment by srisviews — April 30, 2007 @ 7:43 am

  3. Good one for those who feel are egocentric and feel that they more than 100%

    Comment by sriharsha — April 30, 2007 @ 6:04 pm

  4. :( unfortunately that include proud and arrogant guys like me :(

    Comment by pegasus — April 30, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

  5. PhD in Chemical Engineering. I had inquired about you from Amit way back in August… He said that you were his roommate too… :) Cool.

    Comment by Kokonad — April 30, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

  6. @kokonad….
    ya.. he is a nice guy.. and one of my closest friends :) so whats ur topic for PhD?

    Comment by pegasus — April 30, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

  7. ha ha, quite true !

    Comment by cyberkitty — May 1, 2007 @ 9:33 pm

  8. Sorry, had forgotten about checking the reply to my comment here! :D PhD in chemical engineering. Coming here directly after a dual degree at IITM.

    Comment by Kokonad — May 6, 2007 @ 8:36 pm

  9. @kokonad…
    wow.. thats great news.. do me a favor… trouble Amit as much and as frequently as possible

    Comment by pegasus — May 7, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

  10. You hit the nail on its head.Bravo! ;)

    Comment by Apollo — May 7, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

  11. yes… i recently started that on experimental basis… and that seems to be working excellent for me….
    my boss has recently approved a company financed vacation

    Comment by pegasus — May 7, 2007 @ 9:31 pm


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