“Waitress! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Well it should, Sir–it was just ground this morning!”
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“Waitress, I’ll have coffee, no cream.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, we’re out of cream–could it be without milk?”
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MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”
He addressed the man,
“Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?
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Can you read what is written in the image?
PS: having eyes like an Chinese might help.
[...] via: E-Nagar [...]
Pingback by Joke for today « Vivek’s Blog — July 22, 2007 @ 4:27 AM
BAD EYES eh??
wicked
Comment by aMmAr — July 22, 2007 @ 5:35 AM
“It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?//
)
typical male
Comment by sree — July 22, 2007 @ 10:12 AM
i don’t know what “ammar” meant, but squinting at it surely helped! i thought that’s what you meant by ‘eyes like a chinese’.
nice one!
- s.b.
Comment by some body — July 23, 2007 @ 7:04 PM