A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow
manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow
poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ”I’m taking it home to put on
my strawberries.”
The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ”I don’t know where
you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our
strawberries.”
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and where I come from I put it on my potatoes 
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