The Irishman told the bartender, “Bring me a glass of Les, please.”
“‘Les?’ Never heard of that one,” replied the barkeep.
“What? Sure you have.”
“No, really, I don’t stock it. What is it? Foreign beer?”
“Not sure,” replied the Irishman.
“My doctor mentioned it at my last physical. He told me to ‘Drink Les!’”
—-
Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch. One evening, as they sat on Bill’s porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prize bull humping one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.
He leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Mabel, I’d sure like to do what that bull is doing.”
Mabel whispered back, “Go ahead. She’s your cow!”
Ankur Aggarwal
sree
Sandip Chaudhuri
vbr
shobhendrasrivastava
The second one was great.
Prooves once again how smart women are.
Voracious Blog Reader
Comment by Voracious Blog Reader — August 10, 2007 @ 12:55 am
btw… is bestiality considered as infidelity?
Comment by Ankur — August 10, 2007 @ 11:39 am
No…as long as u stick to just that !
Comment by sree — August 10, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
// btw… is bestiality considered as infidelity //
Incapability to use the right words is.
Voracious Blog Reader
Comment by Voracious Blog Reader — August 10, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
“Incapability to use the right words is.”
Voracious,
That would have been a killer punch if you could have justified that!
Ankur,
Bestiality is a form of infidelity, if you are doing with the whole herd! MOOO!!
Comment by rambodoc — August 10, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
//Bestiality is a form of infidelity, if you are doing with the whole herd! MOOO!!//
good one
@voracious
ya i totally agree
Comment by Ankur — August 11, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
The second one is great. Could not read these during the weekend. Ankur: U keep all of us awake by making us laugh after a great full meal at office
Comment by Augustin R — August 13, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
thanks Augustin
after all laughter is the best medicine
if u find any great joke/article.. plz do forward it
Comment by Ankur — August 13, 2007 @ 4:58 pm