I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and
told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money
back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again…same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
…………….They Walk Among Us and Many Works Retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said,
“Where?”
…………….They Walk Among Us !!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He
responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
…………….They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
…………….They Walk Among Us!
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?”
…………….They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
“Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.”
And there are people who eat a sweet in parts and pieces, when they could very well have done in in toto the first time, as if that leads to less calorie intake!
Comment by rambodoc — August 27, 2007 @ 3:23 PM
yups…
infact if you give me a box of my favorite sweet, i will select the smallest one and eat only one at a time… but you will see me again after 60 seconds taking the next bite… nett result is almost same as me opening the box and eating its entire content in one go
Comment by Ankur — August 27, 2007 @ 4:14 PM
yeah…I’ve heard tigger ransacks candy boxes in no time
Comment by sree — August 27, 2007 @ 4:33 PM
ya
and probably thats the reason why i do not store any eatables at my place. at this rate… i will soon need to find a house with a bigger door.
Comment by Ankur — August 27, 2007 @ 4:39 PM
oh…and then when u dont fit in the door we can call u
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the ‘stuck up tigger’
Comment by sree — August 27, 2007 @ 6:40 PM
And with that many sweets, a ‘stuck up asshole’!!
Comment by rambodoc — August 27, 2007 @ 7:09 PM
Raaam !!!
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maybe u can prescribe something for that
Comment by sree — August 27, 2007 @ 7:26 PM
Yeah, prescription is: read one post written by me twice daily for one year. Result= Blogorrhea!
Comment by rambodoc — August 27, 2007 @ 7:39 PM
lols, i have asked vendors to calculate properly, and then give me the exact change many times. but u were in luck, don’t u think so?
Comment by mouna — August 27, 2007 @ 8:42 PM
Yeah, prescription is: read one post written by me twice daily for one year. Result= Blogorrhea! //
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1 year ? twice daily ? sure its not assenic ?
Comment by sree — August 27, 2007 @ 10:45 PM