One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,”You come with us, also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place……. The grass is almost a foot high!”
Ankur Aggarwal
sree
Sandip Chaudhuri
vbr
Skabeesh
shobhendrasrivastava
Ankur, Good, the lawyer did not take taxi charges and fees for feeding them the grass. It cleary shows he is not Indian. Your post has been bit decent on lawyers yaar. I could see Sree fuming and feeling guilty
and she is expecting her time to come in feeding grass to mankind.
Comment by Augustin R — August 31, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
who knows the lawyer might have a long 100 page contract with lots of subclauses.
Comment by Ankur — August 31, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Sree, lawyer bashing for two days in a row!!!!!!!
No retaliation?
Comment by pr3rna — August 31, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
@prerna
or is it ahinsa / non violence … whatever it is.. its making me feel guilty 
i think she is still recuperating …
Comment by Ankur — August 31, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
ahaaa…I have been busy attending to the lawns…opps..the laws that I cld’nt pay attention here
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a guilt ridden Ankur and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a lost hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; all of the other three are mythical creatures!
Comment by sree — September 1, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Comment by Ankur — September 1, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
oh..I wont be convinced umtil u start bleeding
)
Comment by sree — September 1, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
r u some sort of blood sucking dracula?
Comment by Ankur — September 1, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
now why is the the pot sneering……;)
Comment by sree — September 1, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
i just acknowledged that i am feeling guilt… but instead of gracefully accepting it… u called me fake…
what else do u expect me to do
Comment by Ankur — September 1, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
ah ah I’d never expect anybody to feel guilty about posting a mere joke.
why shd I accept it when it shd’nt be there in the first place ?
Oh..c’mon , u know how I feel abt these jokes
Comment by sree — September 1, 2007 @ 5:24 pm
no what i felt bad was that everybody teamed up and put u in a tight spot….
and this is not the first time its happening
and as a wise man once said… never mess with ur doctor, butler and lawyer.
Comment by Ankur — September 1, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
no what i felt bad was that everybody teamed up and put u in a tight spot….
and this is not the first time its happening //
oh…that was very kind of u , Ankur ! thanks
two sweet words and………..
and as a wise man once said… never mess with ur doctor, butler and lawyer.//
) (cld’nt help it 
)
ahaaa…there comes the truth
Comment by sree — September 1, 2007 @ 7:24 pm