One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,”You come with us, also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place……. The grass is almost a foot high!”
Haha…hilarious!
Comment by Vasuki — August 30, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
lolz… good one!
Comment by shuz — August 30, 2007 @ 5:22 pm
thanks guys
and Shuz.. welcome to ENagar
Comment by Ankur — August 30, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
Ankur, I thought Sree’s would be the first comment for this post but surprsingly she hasn’t commented yet. Maybe the disgust has saturated to apathy
Sreeee…. we are still waiting for that retaliation!!!
Comment by Ravi — August 30, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
she must be in some corner thinking about an appropriate comeback line
Comment by Ankur — August 30, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
@Ravi
My strategy is simple !
NO retaliations….next time some bank messes up with Ankur bigtime…I will not listen to his woes nor will I advice him. Better still , I will make him eat grass !
Comment by sree — August 30, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
u know pegasus love nature and green
Comment by Ankur — August 30, 2007 @ 8:40 pm
I thgt it was mussels
Comment by sree — August 30, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
ha ha, Sree that was a good way to get scores settled – giving no adivice or rather give adverse advices when the banks mess up with Ankur. And making him eat grass was like the icing on the cake
Comment by Ravi — August 30, 2007 @ 10:09 pm
“You have undertaken to cheat me. I won’t sue you, for the law is too slow. I will ruin you.”
- Cornelius Vanderbilt
hence i do not need a lawyer.
Comment by Ankur — August 30, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
what ive noticed in real life is that the richer one gets the more stingy n self centered he gets too. and this applys to that very rich lawyer and to be with sree all lawyers arnt superrich or liars.
Comment by Prax — August 30, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
well its human nature…
Comment by Ankur — August 30, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
thanks Prax and I owe u one
Comment by sree — August 30, 2007 @ 11:20 pm
@ Ravi
or rather give adverse advices //
Naa…me not accepting the case is enough
@Ankur
- Cornelius Vanderbilt //
where was this guy the last time u needed a lawyer ?
Comment by sree — August 30, 2007 @ 11:23 pm
what ive noticed in real life is that the richer one gets the more stingy n self centered he gets too.//
yes…very true…I think they become control freaks !
Comment by sree — August 30, 2007 @ 11:26 pm
Comment by Prax — August 31, 2007 @ 12:39 am
i thought i needed one.. but the lawyer did not do me any good…
why am i constantly reminded of a panchtantra story where a monkey played the role of an arbitrator and tried to help 2 cats divide a piece of bread between them
Comment by Ankur — August 31, 2007 @ 6:48 am
that’s becos u have a dirty mind =))
Comment by sree — August 31, 2007 @ 6:59 am
sweetheart… what is dirty about it? it is a children’s classic which tries to impart morals and learning
Comment by Ankur — August 31, 2007 @ 8:09 am
which tries to impart morals //
well….its obvious its been wasted on u
Comment by sree — August 31, 2007 @ 8:34 am