Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
A married couple went out to dinner. The waiter told them the daily specials.
“The chicken sounds good,” said the woman. “I’ll have that.”
The waiter nodded. “And the vegetable?” he asked.
“Oh, he’ll have the fish!”
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Sandip Chaudhuri
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Comment by Prax — September 8, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
Little five year old Johnny got lost at a county fair, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The concerned policeman asked, “What’s he like?”
Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
Comment by sree — September 8, 2007 @ 4:45 pm
beer, boobs and beef (meats), the holy trinity for a man
Comment by Ankur — September 8, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
oh, u r incorrigible !
Comment by sree — September 9, 2007 @ 12:10 am
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Did you make that up or was that a forward:)
Comment by Mellowdrama — September 14, 2007 @ 11:49 am
like most of the posts in the humor section.. this one too was a forward
Comment by Ankur — September 14, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Very Funny
I am sure a woman forwarded it to you!!!!!!!!
Comment by pr3rna — September 14, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
bingo.. i guess she had a hidden message in the post.. but who cares its too funny to not share
Comment by Ankur — September 14, 2007 @ 5:33 pm