Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and lifestyle once their vows were exchanged.
Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.
Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . aisle, altar, hymn… aisle, altar, hymn . . . and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.
She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks ‘I’ll alter him!’
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BTW Dilbert has an explanation why bloggers make such lousy dates
Ankur Aggarwal
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wow that was real funny
so r u back from korea ?
Comment by Prax — March 15, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
1st April is the ETA, but I am working on preponing the trip. lets c how well it goes
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 17, 2008 @ 8:04 am
Change is always for the better!! Ha Ha!
Comment by cyberkitty123 — March 17, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
we just married last week, thanks for dropping my blog, you can check our photos in my blog anytime
have a good day!
Comment by evey — March 19, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
hehe…….that was a good one ……..but u’ll definitely agree that finally girls do succeed in making a man out of MONKEY
Comment by Surabhi Singhal — March 29, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
ya i agree… but then they should go find a job in a zoo…
BTW how many monkeys have u reformed yet?
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 29, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
no actually they turn all d places they go into a zoo……well we do hv monkeys in open also (many of them trying to enter our hostel)……n jahan tak mera sawal hai i hv no intentions of living with a monkey for several years before he turns into a man
Comment by Surabhi Singhal — March 29, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
oh…….actually i meant even d real all time monkeys …….we hv loads in our hostel ….ya but part time monkeys also cm …..well, u’ll b knowing better abt their desperation………:P
Comment by Surabhi Singhal — March 29, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
yups i know about it… but in a way u must be liking all the attention u r getting
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 29, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
i wish i was liking it …….but i must tell u that i hate being treated like a GIRL……i don’t want to b attended just becoz i m a girl but becoz they feel i m smone like them or even better than them,one who can do everythng they r doing n smone they need as a frnd ……
Comment by Surabhi Singhal — March 29, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
thats odd.. i thought typically girls like the attention.
but ya i can agree that nobody can enjoy being objectified.
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 30, 2008 @ 5:51 pm