A young man in love with two women could not decide which to marry. Finally, he asked his buddy for help. “One is a great poet, but the other makes the world’s best pancakes.”
“Oh, I see,” his buddy responded, “You’re trying to decide whether to marry for batter or verse!”
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Here is how i get my monitor screen cleaned.
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A male fly was buzzing around, searching for good-looking females when he spied a real cutie sitting on some cow manure. He dove down rapidly and then hovered before her.
“Pardon me,” he asked, “is this stool taken?”
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Comment by Anonymous — April 1, 2008 @ 11:06 pm