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May 22, 2008

How to boost US Economy

Filed under: Humor — Ankur Aggarwal @ 1:18 am

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan… And none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.Thank you for your help & please support the US.

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6 Comments »

  1. That list should be a lot clearer. No Beer from Canada, Australia, Germany, UK, Netherlands… No Whiskey from Scotland, Canada etc.

    Comment by Mahesh R — May 22, 2008 @ 11:38 am

  2. very intresting statistics ;)

    Comment by axinia — May 22, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

  3. so wrong but so funny :-)

    Comment by Prax — May 22, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

  4. hmm…if you were to contribute one dollar for every click online from USA then the problems can be solved…

    Comment by vishesh — May 22, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

  5. :) ) when i read this joke, i almost jumped off my seat laughing…. so had to share it even though it might sound mean

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — May 22, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

  6. Good one Ankur :)

    Comment by pr3rna — May 22, 2008 @ 8:53 pm


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