1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.
2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
5. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
- Forwarded by Lux
This is little difficult to deploy in real life environment.
Comment by Suda — May 28, 2008 @ 11:27 am
if you are prepared to handle the baggage and complications that come along, then sure go ahead
PS: these are jokes
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — May 28, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
//if you are prepared to handle the baggage and complications that come along, then sure go ahead//
Now, that sure is a different point of view.
//Love Someone Truly – You will die daily//
Never read this one before. Nice one.
Voracious Blog Reader
Comment by Voracious Blog Reader — May 28, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Nice ones…Well, as the first comment says, it’s really very difficult to deploy in real life !!! But then not deploying it in real life may lead one to Points 2, 7, 8, 10 and likewise. So it’s better to employ it and be secure !!!
Comment by Sivaprasad Nair — May 31, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — June 2, 2008 @ 12:52 am
i hate life i dont know if i am wrong or correct to hate it
Comment by rasha — March 29, 2009 @ 7:08 pm
@rasha…
just look at positive things
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — March 30, 2009 @ 9:50 pm
believe that you are lucky
Comment by belive that you are lucky — May 31, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
very nice sentences,i enjoyed alooot,specially number 1.
Comment by star — August 1, 2009 @ 11:16 am
hi all it’s my first time to write sth her ur sentences was nice
Comment by tina Ghasempour — November 20, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
heyyyyyy tanx a lot
Comment by sarah — July 8, 2010 @ 11:23 am