A newly-married couple was shopping when the bride noticed her husband checking out yet another cute sales clerk. “Bill! You’re like a kid in a candy store!” she reprimanded. “Now that we’re married,”
Bill replied, “I’m more like a kid with diabetes in a candy store!”
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Definitions
Birth Control Pill: The other thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Spouse: Someone you screw occasionally to get the chores done.
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