If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan… And none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.Thank you for your help & please support the US.
May 22, 2008
How to boost US Economy
May 21, 2008
One more joke :D (sorry I mean two more jokes)
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you..! “
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee….. Leave them to us
- Forwarded by Suda
May 20, 2008
Why girls dont love software guys….?
This is part of the wonderful email forwarded by Sudarshan Kadam
Bengaluru International Airport
Bangalore is proud to present a new airport. After 10 years of delay and colossal cost overruns, this airport would be finally open. The best part of the airport is that a drive to the airport would take more time than the actual flight. Hence for most of the destinations in the South India, it would be faster to take a train than to take a flight. And did i forget that it is so expensive that for the past 1 decade govt was collecting extra tax on the petrol sold in Bangalore for it, and now on top of that you will have to shell out a hefty User development fees.
Anyways for those of you who would be unfortunate enough to use it, here are a few useful maps.
May 18, 2008
Hospital Stay
A woman called a local hospital..
‘Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.’
The voice on the other end said, ‘What is the patient’s name and room number?’
‘Sarah Finkel, room 302.’
‘I’ll connect you with the nursing station . . . ‘
’3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?’
‘I’d like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.’
‘Just a moment. Let me look at her records.
Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon.’
The woman said, ‘What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic .. . . that’s wonderful news!’
The nurse said, ‘From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!’
“Neither. I’m Sarah Finkel in Room 302. Nobody tells me s**t.”
May 17, 2008
Being Handicapped gives unfair advantage
I read this interesting post about how a strong willed man overcome his disability and regular, able-bodied athletes are using every dirty trick in the book to ensure that this man without any legs is ineligible for participation in the Beijing Olympics.
Well they should be scared, Oscar Pistorius, the 21-year-old South African paralympic, can run 400m in just 46.34 seconds (against the 8 year old world record by Michael Johnson of 43.18 seconds).
