*You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
*You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
*You have more wives than teeth.
*You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’
*You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
*You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
*You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
*You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
*You’ve often uttered the phrase, ‘I love what you’ve done with your cave.’
*You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
*You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
*You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Ankur Aggarwal
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Sandip Chaudhuri
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Skabeesh
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Comment by xylene — July 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
except for the fifth from last
Comment by prax — July 15, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Well ur not the first one to post this one
Comment by Prax — July 16, 2008 @ 1:00 am
almost all the posts here r forwards. So i doubt if i am ever the first one to post any of the jokes that get featured on ENagar
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — July 16, 2008 @ 6:49 am
The Taliban suddenly found skin disease rampant in its cadre. It called WHO. The WHO spent 10 days in studying the situation, submitted report and left. The next day the leader called the whole lot. He said that the WHO had said that they were wearing the same underwear for days together. So said the leader, “from tomorrow, Asif will wear Hussain’s underwear, Hussain Mohamed’s, Mohammed Taufiq’s, etc etc etc !!!”
Comment by T.R.Ramaswami — July 17, 2008 @ 10:46 am
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — July 17, 2008 @ 1:36 pm