The duke, leaving for the crusades, decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he was gone. He locked up her nether regions and gave the key to his best friend, saying, “If I do not return within four years, I want you to unlock my wife and set her free, to live a normal life without me.”
But he was only a few miles from the castle when a cloud of dust appeared behind him. Waiting for it to come closer, he finally saw it was his friend. “What’s wrong?” asked the duke.
His friend replied, “You gave me the wrong key!”
July 24, 2008
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