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August 12, 2008

MBA Learnings: How to Sound Smarter

Filed under: Thoughts — Ankur Aggarwal @ 8:07 pm

Sai Harish today forwarded me this mail:

This is a list of words to be used if you want to impress the world with your management gyan

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability”. Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t mean anything to anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re just smarter than they are so they won’t say anything!! ..

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1 Comment »

  1. Synchronized modular concept you have here. :)
    or
    good post.

    Comment by Xylene — August 13, 2008 @ 7:11 pm


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