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September 29, 2008

Feel like a woman

Filed under: Thoughts — Ankur Aggarwal @ 5:07 pm

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails.
Then she yells
‘Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Englishman stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, well built, with golden hair and steel blue piercing eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time.
…….No one moves.
…….He removes his shirt.
…….Muscles ripple across his hairy chest.
…….She gasps…
…….and he says……

‘Iron this, and get me something to eat….

1 Comment »

  1. I guessed what the exaggeration in the joke will be.

    Comment by Karthi — September 30, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

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