Why do women clean the room?
Is it because of some primal instinct to mark one’s territory? Dogs have strong olifactory senses, Hence they piss all over their territory, maybe females use cleaniness in the same way. Don’t beleive me? Look at this room

I have known this guy for 8 years now and there is no way in hell a guy’s room can look even remotely like that. So it did not take me long to realize that his wife had paid him a visit for the festivities.