CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling! it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo **** $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
Ankur Aggarwal
sree
Sandip Chaudhuri
vbr
skabeesh
is it supposed to be humor ..?
Comment by Prax — November 18, 2008 @ 3:51 am
i thought it was funny don’t you..
btw when are you returning
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — November 18, 2008 @ 7:28 am
yes and no
they have a very realistic ring to them
nyways i love ur attitude - even after being burnt bad by the mkts
Comment by Prax — November 18, 2008 @ 4:53 pm