Body doubles

Last summer an Iraqi general summoned Saddam’s 48 body doubles to a safe house in Iraq. “I have good news and I have bad news” he told the doubles.
“The good news is, Saddam is alive!” Everybody in the room gave a big cheer, “Saddam!” “Saddam!” “Saddam!” “Saddam!”
The Iraqi general then turned to the doubles and said, “The bad news is, he’s lost an arm.”