Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? 
:D:D
Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .
Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
- Forwarded by Laxmi
Ankur Aggarwal
sree
Sandip Chaudhuri
vbr
shobhendrasrivastava
Stereotyping ki toh hadd ho gayi!
Comment by Kokonad — April 3, 2009 @ 11:45 am
i know… meigh bhi baniya hoo.. but sometimes it is good to see how the world perceives u
Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — April 3, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
Very Funny…. really good ones:):)
Comment by sammy — May 1, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
nice jokes
Comment by HARSHA — May 31, 2009 @ 6:49 pm
kuch nayelayo baniya jokes ……i ‘m tired of the same ones
Comment by ramya — July 31, 2009 @ 3:51 pm
or in baniyo se umeed bhi kya kar sakte hai,,, mar jaye ge par paise nahi chorege.
Comment by Rajiv Chaudhary — September 22, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
yeh nahi sudhrege
Comment by Rajiv Chaudhary — September 22, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
ye sudharne lagge hai
Comment by bansal — October 8, 2009 @ 11:06 am
i am also a baniya why do people want to dominate us by saying things like greedy.
Comment by sanjya baniya — October 14, 2009 @ 3:10 am
me too is a baniya,,,,, and hav really liked all the jokes on us….
Comment by Gopal Agarwal — November 6, 2009 @ 10:27 pm
BAKAR
Comment by MONIKA GURU — December 24, 2009 @ 7:31 pm
or in baniyo se umeed bhi kya kar sakte hai,,, mar jaye ge par paise nahi chorege.
Comment by MONIKA GURU — December 24, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
nice for baniya
Comment by kalu — December 25, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
sale bhosdi ke baniya ka mazak udate ho. sale tum bhi to baniya ki jat agarwal sale
Comment by shivam — January 5, 2010 @ 10:48 pm
baniya mar jaayega par paise nahin kharchegaa
Comment by sundeep — January 23, 2010 @ 9:58 pm
jokes r fantastic.
Comment by ateeq — January 30, 2010 @ 12:33 pm
titanic – mind blowing
Comment by ateeq — January 30, 2010 @ 12:39 pm
main bhi baniya hun……….nyc jokes!
Comment by vatsal — April 29, 2010 @ 8:43 pm
WT A JOKES BABE
Comment by tarun kumar — May 24, 2010 @ 7:24 pm
Baniyo ka rang kala kyo hota hai
Comment by Hitesh goyal — July 15, 2010 @ 7:30 pm