Note: You have to be tech nerd to enjoy this joke.
A programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can’t find a girlfriend with a good on her, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searched his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend — sometimes even without a secure socket. She used to complain about his lack of comments. He fumed, “I hate commenting!” Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as “Feature Creep.” He smacked her back end and shouted, “Who’s your parent node?!” He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm, but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead, she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine, she screamed, “Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You’re 1337, baby!” This caused his stack to overflow and he shot his GUI on her interface.
Ankur Aggarwal
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Sandip Chaudhuri
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Skabeesh
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