e-Nagar

February 7, 2010

The Blood Irony

Filed under: Humor — Skabeesh @ 6:41 pm

I was looking forward to score points with God by visiting a blood donation camp organized in the campus. Sometime before I was setting out, Ankur showed up at my room. He was slightly hesitant about coming along after hearing a friend’s horrific story subsequent to a donation. I still maintain that the story was made up. Anyhow, after some ‘palika bazaar’ style arguments from my side, Ankur decided to tag along.

The irony…? Well, the doctor found me unfit to donate blood while Ankur ended up doing so, and getting an appreciation certificate and some chocolates in the process. Needless to say, I gobbled up the goodies. The second humorous thing about the incident was Ankur’s horror stricken face and comments throughout the bleeding process…
“I feel funny (gasp)…am sick.”
“My hands are going cold (sob).”
“Why are you having the chocolates?”
“I don’t think my blood will clot.”

Decided to end the day with scotch to smooth things over…

12 Comments »

  1. Great, Ankur.And Shivam,why the hell did you eat his chocolates.Very very bad!

    Comment by Anonymous — February 7, 2010 @ 7:19 pm

  2. Can you tell us what was that horrific story ?

    Comment by Nisha — February 7, 2010 @ 9:50 pm

  3. @shivam…. where is the scotch?

    @Nisha…. My friend Sridhar fainted and discovered that he was sleeping in the public urinal and had pissed all over himself.

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — February 8, 2010 @ 12:56 am

  4. @Anon – They were chocolates….as ankur had put it in a prev blog, resistance against them is futile

    @Nisha – Seriously, do you think that is a plausible story?

    @Ankur – Damn….its finished :) , lets get more tomorrow

    Comment by skabeesh — February 8, 2010 @ 1:33 am

  5. Kya kiya E nagar k saath ?

    It’s really gloomy.

    Comment by Richa — February 8, 2010 @ 2:22 pm

  6. @ Richa & others – Please suggest how you would like eNagar to look like (Any suggestion regarding any aspect). We too want to give it a real good look.

    Comment by Skabeesh — February 8, 2010 @ 5:47 pm

  7. Ankur… u really felt funny? wat kinda funny was it?? :P :P

    Comment by Anonymous — September 13, 2010 @ 9:13 pm

  8. the post was written by my friend.. and not me

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — September 13, 2010 @ 11:02 pm

  9. ohh!! btw.. it was me :P
    i forgot to mention my name up there…..

    ya.. but y wud he mention u feeling funny if u didnt feel anything like tht??
    and were ur hands going cold too?? :P :P

    Comment by Puja — September 14, 2010 @ 9:10 am

  10. funny = strange sensation….

    also blood tend to warm the body.. thats why if you tie your fingers too hard they become cold… so by draining away warm blood my hand felt a little strange…

    but i must say the whole exercise was painless and no after effects.. except the joy of donating blood to save a life.

    BTW this was not the first time i am donating blood

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — September 14, 2010 @ 11:19 pm

  11. oooh!! ok…

    i especially liked this part

    The second humorous thing about the incident was Ankur’s horror stricken face and comments throughout the bleeding process…
    “I feel funny (gasp)…am sick.”
    “My hands are going cold (sob).”
    “Why are you having the chocolates?”
    “I don’t think my blood will clot.”

    Comment by Puja — September 17, 2010 @ 1:39 pm

  12. :) ) glad you liked it….

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — September 21, 2010 @ 10:13 am


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