“Bob, how many other women have you slept with?” “Only you, Helen. With all the others, I was awake!”
Definition of a Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
The doctor finished examining the teenage girl and asked to speak to the mother privately. “I’m afraid your daughter has a venereal disease.” “Oh, dear,” said the mother. “Could she have caught it in a public restroom?” “Possibly,” said the doctor, “but it would have been highly uncomfortable!”
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
