A woman asked her husband, a programmer, “Dear, would you please go to the store and buy some bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” He agreed. A few minutes later he was back, with twelve loaves of bread. The wife was flabbergasted! “Why on Earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?” He logically replied, “They had eggs.”
My girlfriend took a pregnancy test last night and the results were positive. When she showed it to me, I asked, “Shall we keep it?” She replied, “What’s the point? You can only use them once!”
A Scottish grocer put a collection box on his counter with a small sign reading, “For the Blind.” Charitable customers put in their change. When the box was full, he used the money to buy a new window blind!
Q Frame a sentence with PINK, GREEN, and Yellow.
Lalu’s Answer: When the phone rings GREEN GREEN, Just PINK it up and say YELLOW.
4 stages of marriage
1. “Mad for each other”
2. “Made for each other”
3. “Mad at each other”
4. “Mad because of each other”
- courtesy SMS from Puja
College me ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai?
Answer: 4
1. Meri Wali
2. Tere Wali
3. Teri Bhabhi
4. Meri Bhabhi
