Wives are funny; they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then want to kill some woman who does!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
Dear God: This year, all I ask for is a big, fat bank account and a slim body. And please don’t mix them up like you did last year. Amen.
Liked the marriage joke with play on yearn and earn. Your use of humor with phonics rules is very good. Phonics not taught very much now.
Comment by crayzys — March 6, 2011 @ 10:41 AM