Coming back with web quips

I have often faced situations when I failed to come up with a good retort or comeback immediately, unlike what they show on TV or Movies. You know the type, one character says something insulting to the protagonist and he replies with something that blows the first person’s socks off. So I decided to use the internet.

I figured out if the net can give me info (and porn) it can surely give me quips. Guess what, I was right! I know this idea sounds lame, but check out http://www.grouchyrabbit.com and http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com. Good laughs in both of them, and if you are particularly crazy about grass, check out http://www.thathigh.com. Wonder if I should charge these sites for advertising…