Bar Translator:

When a man says, “May I have a glass of sweet white wine?” he really means, “I’m gay!”

When a man says to a woman, “Ever try a body shot?” he really means, “I’d even drink tequila if I can lick you!”

When a woman says to a man, “Ever try a body shot?” she really means, “If I’m this wild here, think what I’ll do when you get me home!”

When a woman says, “I don’t feel well; let’s go home,” she really means, “You’re paying more attention to your friends than to me!”

When a man says, “I don’t feel well; let’s go home,” he really means, “God, I’m horny!”

When a man says, “I’ve already had ten beers,” he really means, “I’ve only had three beers but I need an excuse to behave like this!”

When a man says, “Who’s got the next round?” he really means, “I haven’t bought a round in years, but I can divert attention!”

When a man says to a man, “Excuse me,” he really means, “Get the hell out of my way!”

When a man says to a woman, “Excuse me,” he really means, “I’m going to grope you now!”

 

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